Stillwater Mini Ranch

The gear

Every order keeps the tiny troublemakers in hay and snacks.

Hat batch open

The next batch of 6 leather patch hats is open — be the first in. Our hat maker builds the leather patch hats and koozies 6 at a time; once the batch fills it goes in, and everything ships from the ranch a few weeks later. Find them in Logo gear below.

Jonah

WARNING: Jonah may eat this merch

Light-colored t-shirt printed with a warning that Jonah the donkey may eat this shirt. Shown in White.

Jonah May Eat This Shirt Tee

$32

+77

Kids t-shirt printed with a warning that Jonah the donkey may eat this shirt. Shown in Maroon.

Kids Jonah May Eat This Shirt Tee

$24

+11

Hoodie printed with a warning that Jonah the donkey may eat this hoodie. Shown in Heather Sport Dark Navy.

Jonah May Eat This Hoodie

$48

+20

Canvas tote bag printed with a warning that Jonah the donkey may eat this tote.

Jonah May Eat This Tote

$26

Ceramic mug with cartoon Jonah the donkey braying, captioned about laughing at his own crimes.

Laughs at His Own Crimes Mug

$16

Neoprene can cooler printed with cartoon Jonah the donkey braying and the words laughs at his own crimes.

Laughs at His Own Crimes Can Cooler

$9

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of cartoon Jonah the mini donkey.

Jonah Sticker

$6

Betty

Funds mama pig's snack addiction

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty. Shown in Ash.

All Snacks Report to Betty Tee

$32

+77

Kids t-shirt with a cartoon of Betty the black-and-cream pig above the words All Snacks Report to Betty. Shown in Athletic Heather.

Kids All Snacks Report to Betty Tee

$24

+11

Hoodie printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty. Shown in Gold.

All Snacks Report to Betty Hoodie

$48

+20

Canvas tote printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty.

All Snacks Report to Betty Tote

$26

Ceramic mug printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty.

All Snacks Report to Betty Mug

$16

Neoprene can cooler printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty.

All Snacks Report to Betty Can Cooler

$9

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of cartoon Betty the pig.

Betty Sticker

$6

Cannoli

Wearing this activates Floor Is Lava

T-shirt with a small left-chest badge and a back print of Cannoli the goat leaping across people in a floor-is-lava scene. Shown in Heather Ice Blue. — Back.

Floor Is Lava Tee

$32

+77

Kids t-shirt printed with Cannoli the goat leaping across two people's backs under the words The Floor Is Lava. Shown in True Royal.

Kids Floor Is Lava Tee

$24

+11

Hoodie with a small left-chest badge and a back print of Cannoli the goat mid-leap in a floor-is-lava scene. Shown in Heather Sport Dark Navy. — Back.

Floor Is Lava Hoodie

$48

+20

Canvas tote printed with Cannoli the goat leaping in a floor-is-lava scene.

Floor Is Lava Tote

$26

Ceramic mug printed with Cannoli the goat mid-leap in a floor-is-lava scene.

Floor Is Lava Mug

$16

Neoprene can cooler printed with Cannoli the goat mid-leap in a floor-is-lava scene.

Floor Is Lava Can Cooler

$9

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of Cannoli the goat leaping in a floor-is-lava scene.

Floor Is Lava Sticker

$6

Jack

Hello, I'm right here

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business. Shown in Heather Aqua.

Up in Your Business Tee

$32

+77

Kids t-shirt with a close-up cartoon of a mini zebu calf pushing its nose toward the viewer and the words Up in Your Business. Shown in White.

Kids Up in Your Business Tee

$24

+11

Hoodie printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business. Shown in White.

Up in Your Business Hoodie

$48

+20

Canvas tote printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business.

Up in Your Business Tote

$26

Ceramic mug printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business.

Up in Your Business Mug

$16

Neoprene can cooler printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business.

Up in Your Business Can Cooler

$9

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of cartoon Jack the mini zebu.

Jack Sticker

$6

Dippy

I swear, the wall started it

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it. Shown in Steel Blue.

The Wall Started It Tee

$32

+77

Kids t-shirt with a cartoon of a small crested rooster crowing at a stone wall and the words The Wall Started It. Shown in Navy.

Kids The Wall Started It Tee

$24

+11

Hoodie printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it. Shown in Gold.

The Wall Started It Hoodie

$48

+20

Canvas tote printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it.

The Wall Started It Tote

$26

Ceramic mug printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it.

The Wall Started It Mug

$16

Neoprene can cooler printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it.

The Wall Started It Can Cooler

$9

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster.

Dippy Sticker

$6

Logo gear

The badge, the slogan, and the leather-patch classics.

T-shirt with Welcome to the Chaos in stacked type on the front and the Stillwater badge on the back. Shown in Heather Prism Mint. — Front.

The Chaos Tee

$32

+77

Hoodie with Welcome to the Chaos on the front and the Stillwater badge on the back. Shown in Forest Green. — Front.

The Chaos Hoodie

$48

+20

Kids t-shirt with Welcome to the Chaos stacked on the front; the back shows the round Stillwater Mini Ranch barn badge. Shown in Athletic Heather. — Front.

Kids The Chaos Tee

$28

+11

Canvas tote printed with the Stillwater Mini Ranch barn badge and the words Welcome to the Chaos underneath.

The Chaos Tote

$26

Ceramic 11oz mug printed with the Stillwater Mini Ranch barn badge and the words Welcome to the Chaos.

The Chaos Mug

$16

Kiss-cut sticker sheet with the round Stillwater Mini Ranch barn badge and five feed-tag cards of the cast animals.

Chaos Sticker Sheet

$10

Richardson 112 Leather Patch Hat

Richardson 112 Leather Patch Hat

$32

Leather Patch Koozie

Leather Patch Koozie

$12