Jonah May Eat This Shirt Tee
Fair warning, printed right on the chest: Jonah the mini donkey has a documented thing for shirts, and he does not read labels. Soft cotton tee with the warning front and center. Wear it near the fence line at your own risk — he's already tried to eat three of them.
Every color prints the same design — the photo updates to match. Dark shirts get a light outline so the art still pops.
🖨️ Printed on demand just for you, then shipped straight to your door — flat $6.99 shipping, free over $100. Nothing gets printed that nobody ordered.
What you're getting
Bella + Canvas 3001. The soft, lightweight unisex tee (100% ring-spun cotton on solids, 4.2 oz; heather colors are a cotton/poly blend). Side-seamed, retail fit, tear-away label.
Fit: Guys: it runs slim, so size up for a regular fit — one of us wears an XL in everything else and needed a 2XL here. Women: order your usual size; a women's XL fit true in the unisex XL.
- Men: your usual size gives a fitted look; one size up gives a normal everyday fit.
- Women: order the size you normally wear. It's a unisex cut, but this tee runs slim enough that your usual size fits true (tested at home: women's XL → unisex XL). Go one size down if you want it more fitted, one up if you want it loose.
- Solid cotton colors can shrink a touch in a hot dryer; wash cold, hang or tumble low.
Size chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 62–65 |
Width is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the chest circumference. Lay a shirt you like flat and compare; it beats guessing. Supplier measurements can vary up to 2 inches.
Arrived misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email us a photo within 30 days and we replace it free. Everything is printed to order, so we can't swap sizes — please check the chart before you pick. Full policy.