Welcome to the chaos.
18 acres of miniature livestock with massive reality-TV personalities — now available in hat, hoodie, and koozie form.
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The cast
Every farm has animals. Ours have story arcs. Catch the daily episodes on Facebook and YouTube.
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Jonah
Criminal mastermind. Mini donkey. Eats shirts.
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Dippy Egg
The glitching chicken. Nobody knows. Nobody asks.
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Cannoli
Chaotic velcro baby goat. Will climb you.
Exclusive Farm Experiences
Visit the chaos in person. Tours, goat time, and more — get on the list to hear first.
The Farm Store
Free-range pasture-raised chicken & duck eggs, and pasture-raised pork — straight from the ranch.