Jonah May Eat This Hoodie
Heavyweight hoodie with the official Jonah warning across the chest. Cozy enough for barn chores, brave enough for the fence line. Jonah the mini donkey sees it as a menu — you've been warned.
Every color prints the same design — the photo updates to match. Dark shirts get a light outline so the art still pops.
🖨️ Printed on demand just for you, then shipped straight to your door — flat $6.99 shipping, free over $100. Nothing gets printed that nobody ordered.
What you're getting
Gildan 18500. The heavyweight classic pullover hoodie (50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8 oz). Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem.
Fit: Roomy and relaxed. It runs about a size bigger than our tee, so your tee size and hoodie size probably won't match. Order your usual hoodie size; size down one for a trimmer look.
- Men: your usual size. It's a generous, boxy cut with room for a shirt underneath.
- Women: your usual size gives a roomy, cozy fit; go one size down if you want it trimmer.
- Minimal shrinkage — it's half polyester. Wash cold, tumble low.
Size chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 38–41 |
| M | 28 | 22 | 42–45 |
| L | 29 | 24 | 46–49 |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 54–57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 58–61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 62–65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 66–69 |
Width is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the chest circumference. Lay a shirt you like flat and compare; it beats guessing. Supplier measurements can vary up to 2 inches.
Arrived misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email us a photo within 30 days and we replace it free. Everything is printed to order, so we can't swap sizes — please check the chart before you pick. Full policy.