The Chaos Tee

$32

The farm's flagship. WELCOME TO THE CHAOS stacked big across the front, the full barn badge printed on the back. Soft cotton, two-sided print — the one that's meant to go viral. Fair warning: Jonah still thinks it's a snack.

Size— pick one

Color— White

Every color prints the same design — the photo updates to match. Dark shirts get a light outline so the art still pops.

🖨️ Printed on demand just for you, then shipped straight to your door — flat $6.99 shipping, free over $100. Nothing gets printed that nobody ordered.

What you're getting

Bella + Canvas 3001. The soft, lightweight unisex tee (100% ring-spun cotton on solids, 4.2 oz; heather colors are a cotton/poly blend). Side-seamed, retail fit, tear-away label.

Fit: Guys: it runs slim, so size up for a regular fit — one of us wears an XL in everything else and needed a 2XL here. Women: order your usual size; a women's XL fit true in the unisex XL.

Men: your usual size gives a fitted look; one size up gives a normal everyday fit.
Women: order the size you normally wear. It's a unisex cut, but this tee runs slim enough that your usual size fits true (tested at home: women's XL → unisex XL). Go one size down if you want it more fitted, one up if you want it loose.
Solid cotton colors can shrink a touch in a hot dryer; wash cold, hang or tumble low.

Size chart (inches)

Size	Length	Width	Fits chest
S	28	18	34–37
M	29	20	38–41
L	30	22	42–45
XL	31	24	46–49
2XL	32	26	50–53
3XL	33	28	54–57
4XL	34	30	58–61
5XL	35	32	62–65

Width is measured flat, armpit to armpit — double it for the chest circumference. Lay a shirt you like flat and compare; it beats guessing. Supplier measurements can vary up to 2 inches.

Arrived misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email us a photo within 30 days and we replace it free. Everything is printed to order, so we can't swap sizes — please check the chart before you pick. Full policy.