The Chaos Tote
The whole ranch on one sturdy tote: our barn badge front and center, WELCOME TO THE CHAOS called out right underneath. Feed-store runs, market hauls, and snack smuggling — all officially chaotic. Fair warning: Jonah still thinks it's a snack.
🖨️ Printed on demand just for you, then shipped straight to your door — flat $6.99 shipping, free over $100. Nothing gets printed that nobody ordered.
What you're getting
Econscious EC8000 Eco Tote. Heavyweight organic cotton canvas tote, 100% organic cotton, 16″ × 14.5″ with 22″ handles. Big front print.
Good to know: One size. Holds a hay feeder's worth of groceries.
Arrived misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email us a photo within 30 days and we replace it free. Everything is made to order, so there are no change-of-mind returns. Full policy.